Category Archives: Water Cooler

In middle school my friends used to joke that I thought they all smelled bad.

By the end of the day I have one pen behind each ear, one in my shirt pocket, another clenched between my teeth and I’m twirling one in my hand. I’m a pen thief, but I don’t mean to be.

Oftentimes composers or their works were banned for political reasons. In 1930 Stravinsky stated in a Roman newspaper, “I don’t believe anyone venerates Mussolini more than I.” His music was soon banned by Nazi Germany.

How else can I explain my stumbling onto the wonderful world of strangenewproducts.com? If you’ve never been to the site, go there now.

With the holidays just around the corner, I’ve been trying to decide what to get some of the important people on my list.

Recently, I watched Saturday Night Live where they had a skit featuring Andy Samberg pretending to be celebrity movie star Mark Wahlberg, where Andy walks around talking to animals.

I dyed my hair black for Halloween, which is not that bad for your hair. However, when I wanted to dye it back, I was told that it would kill my hair if I went blond.

This presidential election has been a very long, intense, brutal campaign.

There once was a bug in the bathroom. I named it Hippity Hop. It was some kind of grasshopper.

Sometimes I swear I am mildly O.C.D. and I have these little rituals that I do.