CLASSES & JOBS

Don’t you just wish real life was more like your computer? Think of the advantages!

You don’t have to deal with it until it’s up and running. No second guessing - it is either on or off, no in between. When it asks, “Did you really mean to close out” and you select ‘Yes,’ that’s it - no more banter - no more wheedling or whining - it shuts itself off at your request. When you mistype or make any kind of error, just hit “Undo,” or “Control-Alt-Delete,” and the mistake never happened! Whew - what a relief. It will not wither, or complain, or walk out if you do not give it enough attention. It also does not complain that it is being smothered by perhaps a little too much time and interest. It does not care if you prefer the mouse, or if you are a keypad typist only. It just does not matter. Ahhhhh, the computer, now if only we had an escape button from reality. . .