My Computer Loves Me…It Loves Me Not
Most of us have a love/hate relationship with our computers. We rely on them to work, shop and bank. We depend on them for important research data or fun and mindless information. When they are working correctly, everything seems wonderful: the sun is shining in our hearts, the birds are sweetly chirping in our souls and the world looks great through our rose-tinted glasses. The next moment the system crashes or you get an unexpected error, or the power is out, and the lovely dreamy scenario plunges into a black abyss. Such is our connection with computers and technology.
A little humor can carry you through the times when, if looks could kill, and your computer was a living thing, it would be a frizzled piece of nothing lying on the carpet after malfunctioning yet again. Sometimes it requires more skill to fix the problem, and you have to call in an expert. Many of us can likely relate to the following:
Things You Never Want To Hear From Technical Support
“Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?”
“That’s right, not even McGyver could fix it.”
“Duuuuuude! Bummer!”
“Looks like you’re gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap’n.”
What would YOU not want to hear from your technical support help?
